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Re: Honda Varadero 125

trade in thing sounds a bit odd
by tattoo paul
on Mon Sep 06, 2010 9:51 pm
 
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Honda Varadero 125
Replies: 3
Views: 32

Re: 'Huggie Monster' Memorial Southport Rideout - August B/H

i would have won but i had a slow kart and vicky wouldn't shift out my godamn way
by tattoo paul
on Thu Sep 02, 2010 8:59 pm
 
Forum: National Ride-Outs and Events
Topic: 'Huggie Monster' Memorial Southport Rideout - August B/H
Replies: 31
Views: 260

Re: Theory Test

congrats
by tattoo paul
on Thu Sep 02, 2010 8:55 pm
 
Forum: Passed your CBT or Test
Topic: Theory Test
Replies: 13
Views: 65

BEAUTIFUL WOMAN

what do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a fat, ginger bloke?

a fuckin tattoo
by tattoo paul
on Mon Aug 30, 2010 5:03 pm
 
Forum: Tattoo Pauls Jokes by Text
Topic: BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
Replies: 0
Views: 7

PISS IN THE SHOWER

my girlfriend asked me if i ha ever pissed in the shower,

i said "yeah, a couple of times accidentally"

she said "thats disgusting! what do you mean accidentally?"

"hey," i said, "these things happen when your havin a shit"
by tattoo paul
on Mon Aug 30, 2010 5:02 pm
 
Forum: Tattoo Pauls Jokes by Text
Topic: PISS IN THE SHOWER
Replies: 0
Views: 9

HOT 'N' HORNY

the other day i came home early from work to find the wife spread out on our bed,
vigorously awaiting my sexual advances.

the poor girl was so horny for me
she never even realised my mate colin was under the bed looking for a dvd he lent me
by tattoo paul
on Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:58 pm
 
Forum: Tattoo Pauls Jokes by Text
Topic: HOT 'N' HORNY
Replies: 0
Views: 6

COMFORTABLE

wife says to hubby "shall i slip into something more comfortable to make you smile?"
hubby replies "sounds great, how about a coma?"
by tattoo paul
on Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:37 pm
 
Forum: Tattoo Pauls Jokes by Text
Topic: COMFORTABLE
Replies: 0
Views: 7

TRIPLETS

a woman pregnant with triplets, was caught in the crossfire at a bank robbery and shot 3 times in the stomach. the doctor said it was too risky to operate & chose to leave the bullets in. 16 yrs laterone of the girl triplets went crying to her mum, she asked what was wrong, "i waqs peeing &...
by tattoo paul
on Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:35 pm
 
Forum: Tattoo Pauls Jokes by Text
Topic: TRIPLETS
Replies: 0
Views: 6

MI6 AGENT

the dead mi6 agent found in a bag in his london flat has been named as brian shepherd,
he is thought to have been stabbed and put into a hot bath first.
police are treating it as a boil in the bag shepherd spy
by tattoo paul
on Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:27 pm
 
Forum: Tattoo Pauls Jokes by Text
Topic: MI6 AGENT
Replies: 0
Views: 6

PUSSY

why is the media making such a fuss over mary bale?
you see a pussy,
stroke it,
play with it,
then bin it.
i've been doing that for years
by tattoo paul
on Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:20 pm
 
Forum: Tattoo Pauls Jokes by Text
Topic: PUSSY
Replies: 0
Views: 5
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