2 POEMS

[tattoo paul]

WOMENS
before i lay me down to sleep,
i pray for a man thats not a creep,
one who's handsome,smart and strong,
one who loves to listen long,
one who thinks before he speaks,
one who'll call, not wait for weeks,
i pray he's rich and self-employed,
and when i spen, won't get annoyed,
pull out my chair and hold my hand,
massage my feet and help me stand,

MAN'S
i pray for a deaf mute gymnast nymphomaniac
with big tits and tight pussy
that owns a pub with sky t.v
on a golf course and loves it up the arse
this doesn't even rhyme but who gives a fuck